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EPISODE FOUR

DAIRY QUEEN

 

The Next Big Scooper Star

Flanked by Dairy Queen executives at the ice cream counter in Trump Tower, Mr. Trump unleashed the eager corporations. Their task: To create a new character and accompanying character-based campaign for the Dairy Queen Blizzard brand.

Clay claimed the project manager role for Excel, in part to make peace with his corporate fellows after what most saw as his undue hostility toward Randal the week before. But before taking the top spot, Clay made it clear that he had the final word on all decisions. Speaking bluntly in an interview, he said, "I'm not gonna take any bull*%# off anybody."

The women of Capital Edge were far less decisive. Encouraged by Rebecca, who defended her to the group, Toral said she'd step up to the challenge this week. But when the moment came to be project manager, Toral turned tentative. Toral said she'd do the job if need be but would defer if someone else had more relevant experience or enthusiasm for the task. Filling the void opened by Toral's hesitation, Felisha assumed the role of project manager.

DQ Drag Queen vs. Zip the Whatchamacallit

Clay ruled Excel with an iron fist from the outset, shutting down Markus and keeping to a strict timetable. "It's Clay's way or the high way," said James. And Josh amplified, "Clay's management style is somewhere between Napoleon and Hitler." Still, the discipline didn't stifle creativity as Excel created Ginny the Genie, decked out in frosty finery and Blizzard branding.

While Adam, Randal and Josh worked on the jingle, Mark volunteered to get all dolled up as the character. "I don't think any of my good old redneck buddies have ever seen a drag diva queen like me," said Mark. "I think it's gonna be a lot of years before I live this down."

Meanwhile, Capital Edge created a character called Zip, a bug-eyed, kid-friendly critter. Jennifer M. suggested having the DQ logo on Zip's chest, but Felisha and the rest decided against. "The fact that I was a beauty queen" said Jennifer, "Makes people underestimate me." Toral had it worse, though her mess was mostly of her own making. After her meek beginning, she was marginalized by the blonde clique of Kristi, Jennifer, Alla and Felisha. But when Toral was given a chance to contribute by dressing as Zip for the presentation, she declined, aggravating the entire corporation.

Excel Won, Capital Edge Zip

Dairy Queen's honchos judged Excel the clear winner, based on better branding and the more universal marketing appeal of their fun and frothy Genie. Mr. Trump sent the men off to their just desserts: Meeting the New York Mets' mascot--and playing ball with the team at Shea Stadium.

James, a baseball player in college, ripped a few hits and Josh made a spectacular diving grab in the outfield. But Mark hit the verbal homerun: "Quite frankly, if every time I put on a women's dress, I'd get to play baseball with a pro team, I'd be a drag queen every weekend."

But the women of Capital Edge were on the brink of a real drag. And they weren't exactly awash in cohesion. "I was pleased to see," said Toral after Capital Edge lost, "That here are people who have been put in their place." But Toral seemed to overlook the fact that she was right there with them--boardroom bound.

A Grueling Game of Boardroom Chicken

The deplorable absence of branding on Captial Edge's Zip character was the primary critique from George, Carolyn and Trump as the boardroom session began. Only Jennifer M. dodged that bullet because she had lobbied for prominent DQ logo placement, which was vetoed by the group. But attention swiftly shifted to non-starter Toral and her complete disengagement from the group. Toral tried claiming it was undignified to dress up in a silly suit, but Trump countered, "I wore a chicken suit on Saturday Night Live."

Toral then tried to claim that her religious beliefs precluded wearing goofy costumes, but she hadn't raised this point with her colleagues prior to the boardroom. Trump told the contentious applicant, "Toral, with you it seems to be about half truths." Trump went on to ask Rebecca, who had been Toral's savior the week before, "If you were me, who would you fire?" Eventually, Rebecca conceded, "Toral. The team won't work with her on it." Trump then took the whole Capital Edge crew to task: "I'm very disappointed in this team. You're losing all the time."

Instead of having Felisha bring Toral and somebody else back into the boardroom, the mogul surprised everyone and cut right to the chase. Setting his sites on the beleaguered Toral, he said, "You're totally ineffective, you've done a terrible job. And Toral, you're fired."

 

 

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